I Tried the Orientdig Spreadsheet: 2026’s Secret to Stress-Free Shopping? Okay, confession time. My name is Felix Vance, and I’m a 34-year-old freelance graphic designer who used to have a shopping problem. Not the “max out credit cards” kind (I’m too pragmatic for that), but the “spend three hours comparing 27 nearly identical black sweaters” kind. My friends call me The Analyst. My personality? Let’s say I’m the human equivalent of a perfectly organized mood board—calm, methodical, and quietly judgmental of chaotic wardrobes. My hobbies are urban sketching and finding the most efficient route to anywhere. My speaking habit? Measured, with a slight tendency to use architectural metaphors. You’ll notice.…